uostalom, valja dati narodu penisa. i kurčeva, i koječega sve ne. jer što smo, ako ne pimpekoljupci najvećeg kalibra? heh.
blah blah, get laid a lot, blah, more penises, blah blah blah, testicle gangrene, blah blah, more italian spiderman.
so i'm thinking jesus is actually lucifer. sons of god, want to do right by mankind, beards. maybe my mind is just kinda warped from reading too much hellblazer and grant morrison, but it should be pretty obvious that satan=bad is propaganda. the whole thing is based on the assumption that free will, used to its full extent is bad. which is what satan is advocating. with jesus, it was probably a deal along the lines of 'okay, you sanction me, and i won't tell them to goagainst you.' except what he did was tell everyone to go the other way. and thanks to the circular nature of something or the other, accomplished the same thing.
bananas amaze me. first off, they're yellow, which is amazing in its own right. also, they're totally prepackaged. skin off->food. i will forego commenting on their phallic nature. they don't look very natural. it's like nature figured it was about time to stop fucking about with shit like durians and coconuts, and give animals a break.
ice makes water taste good. hence ice is not actually water. ice is actually drugs. the government is keeping us docile by feeding us ice.
zagreb je otprilike 30 gaziljona kuna u dugu i nitko nikoga ne pita zašto. odlično. jebeno odlično. motive for killing the mayor? not being retarded.
so i was dreaming the other night, and i was in one of those pond-lakes in gravel pits, and my mom was christening my sister while a thunderstorm was going on, and the thunder was all sorts of wacky colors. but the point is, she handed me a buddha statue and asked me whether i had a purple coin. unfortunately, i did not. whereupon she called me a retard. which i deserved, really, not having a purple coin for the buddha statue. jolly buddha is happy despite being overweight. this is because he is aesthetically pleasing despite his weight. is he was covered in cysts i bet he wouldn't be smiling like that.
those of you living well-adjusted, normal lives have no idea that dungeons&dragons came out in its 4th iteration a little while ago. or is coming out in a while. something like that. to break it down for you: everyone is a dragon with a giant penis. a giant magic penis that shoots fire.
all star superman is one giant case of blue balls after another. one should never be given blue balls by a scotsman except through blunt force trauma.
Post je objavljen 25.05.2008. u 19:34 sati.
