nedavno naletio na sajt BASH.ORG .
umirao od smijeha par sati.
u pitanju je stranica na kojoj su skupljeni biseri sa chatova, uglavnom iz SAD - a. ponekad su pomalo nerazumljivi ili vezani za interne fore ali stvarno ima besmrtnih spika kao što su lamentacije o kornjačama :
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
...o stalkanju tj. uhođenju djevojaka...
...o omiljenoj glazbi...
...još malo o glazbi i o muškosti...
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
...o pravopisu...
...o Napsteru..
...o bolnim prekidima..
...o patkama...
...i o ženama...
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
i moja dva favorita - kratke pričice o policajkama
<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
...i zašto je susjed zamrzio jednog lika :
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
hahahahaha...samo čekam da se netko kod nas sjeti pa da napravi sličan sajt sa biserima sa domaćih foruma i chatova...a i blogova....
P.S. evo još jedan o zavođenju :
Post je objavljen 14.04.2008. u 17:17 sati.