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113. - Bush alert!

Zasigurno postoji mnogo ovakvih, ali, eto, i tu su razlozi najviše razine sigurnosti i zaštite od ugroze. Hvala im.

http://www.all4humor.com/videos/funny-videos/george-bush-top-ten.html

Osvježenje 2:

49. George Bush

A linguistic genius who is, and will always be remembered as the most inspirational comedian ever to have been in the position to dael(lead) the United States of America.

George Bush once said that "it is time for humanity to enter the solar system!"
(urban dictionary)

Osvježenje:

Ma, ne mogu više odoljet'! Kako se moje preslušavanje "Back to Black" poklopilo s Buševim dolaskom, zadnjih dana se samo cerećem povezujući neke njene tekstove s ovom nacionalnom prigodom.

Amy Winehouse - Me and Mr. Jones (partial lyrics)
Nobody stands in between me and my man, it's me
And Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)

What kind of fuckery is this?
You made me miss the Slick Rick gig (oh Slick Rick)
You thought I didn't love you when I did (when I did)
Can't believe you played me out like that (Ahhh)


(preuzeto s http://www.urbandictionary.com)

Ahhh, koliko će ih tek zavapiti you made me miss the Slick Rick gig, i u kojim to sve kontekstovima.

Ali.... ne dolazi li opet vrijeme kada je neprimjereno razgovarati o politici? O kurvama? O pijanstvu? I tko je tu kurva i tko to tu pije? O tome tko se sve može ispriječiti na putu sitnih zadovoljstava i za koje svete svrhe...

Premda, zaključila sam da bi češći posjeti onih za koje se može reći "It doesn't matter who you are but who you represent" čak blagotvorno djelovali na ujedinjenje već osam stoljeća razjedinjenih Croata-hrvata.

I na kraju... bit će "You go back to her and I go back to black" (iliti lako je tuđim (gnj)urcem ....)

...cant' believe you played me out like that that...

Me and Mr Buuuushhh...

Inače, urban dictionary je jedno jako veselo mjesto u internetskoj sferi. Iz puke razbibrige je zgodno upisati naziv neke, recimo, globalno poznate tvrtke i malo se rezveseliš:

4. Microsoft

An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.

Me: *sleeping*
Bill Gates: I'll just take this disk... *yoink*
Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing McDonald to kick you in the nuts!
Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I'll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Cheap B******!


5. microsoft

<em> A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!em>



Post je objavljen 01.04.2008. u 13:13 sati.