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Zanimljivosti: Disclaimer - Gekkeiju Online

Prijateljica mi je pomagala preko interneta oko Francuskog ejzika da ne dobijem jedan. Tokom malog razgovora skužih da je igrala jednu igru kao World of Warcraft ali je besplatna i anime-like. Dala mi je link. Igra se zove Gekkeiju Online. Molim vas, pročitajte Disclaimer!


Disclaimer

Playing of Gekkeiju Online can cause: alcoholism, retardness, bad grades at school, addiction, satanism, communism, anti-americanism, cross dressing, alcoholism, cancer, internal bleeding, starvation, forest fires, vegetarism, loss of mental health, alcoholism, impotence, long and painful death, sister complex, apathy, retardness, epilepsy, fatness, lazyness, inflation, gender confusion, global warming, sarcasm, geekiness, miscarriages, bad spelling, boredom, global catastrophes, pastafarism, child labor, slavery, brainwashing and general failure in life.


Sign Up

This is Gekkeiju Online Account Creation Form. It is used to make Yourself an Account to play Gekkeiju Online.

Some of the fields in the Account Creation Form are not optional while others are. Your personal information is only used for statistics and password recovery purposes. Your information is also completely confidential and safe with us.

Do note that Gekkeiju Online Administration nor Coolhouse will never contact you and request your Account Information. Please report such cases to Administration of Gekkeiju Online with the header information from the received email.

This Account Creation is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox. Users of lesser, unsafer and in overall crappier browsers won't receive any support concerning this page.

Before you can Sign Up You'll have to accept the agreement which is shown below. NOTE: You'll have to accept the End User License Agreement which is shipped with the game to play it.
Agreement

1. You agree that You are exactly or over 18 years old, or that playing of games without official rating is allowed by your local laws.

2. You will not held Gekkeiju Online Administration nor Coolhouse responsible for any damage, harm or other effects the game may cause to you, your system or anything at all.

3. You understand the difference between online games and reality.

4. You have no urge to commit school slaughters and haven't sacrificed your neighbour's pet lemming.

5. You understand that graphics aren't the most important part in online games.

6. You agree NOT to LOL in the company of Gekkeiju Online Administration.

7. You agree that the Administration of Gekkeiju Online is always correct and has the right to remove your account at any point for any reason (or without any reasons).

8. You will not create more than one (1) account

9. You agree not to use any abusive, racistic or otherwise offensive language while in the game or You'll be subject to immediate removal.

10. You acknowledge that other players are also human beings, and understand that the Administration of Gekkeiju Online cannot control all the actions of players.

11. You agree not to trade any ingame related material to real world money/material or money/material in other games.

12. You agree that you aren't a terrorist nor have anything to do with organizations that can be considered terrorists by The Americanolandian Goverment.

13. You agree that if you are a mutant traitor communist, you won't try to conquer America and the rest of the world.

14. You understand that whining to the Administration about this agreement and Sign Up will only make you look stupid.

15. You understand that violation of any of the terms listed here, in game rules, the end user license agreement and anything said by the Administration of Gekkeiju Online is subject to penalties including removal and banning of account.



Ja se baš slatko nasmijao :)

Post je objavljen 01.02.2008. u 13:57 sati.