Monday Nights Show
One classic ballroom dance and one latin, with a master class with Len.
First let me get this out of the way - SAMANTHA HARRIS QUIT YOUR JOB, YOU lisa rena and Jonathan:
Quick Step - Ok go home Marie. LOVE LOVE LOVE the song - Good Mornin from Singing awful plastic surgery the Rain. Pretty cute routine, not worth the score - 29 out of 30. The Quickstep is really her dance though. Judges kiss her ass.
Master Class with Len - Marie not that happy to see him, big fake hellooooo. Len works her hips.
hahaha ok Marie is in the background as Tom Bergeron is talking about the package nicky barnes about her upcoming dance, standing there with her arms up like a moron. Great directing&.or not
Mambo - Jonathan is sitting with her brothers, uh lisa rinna takes Maries long lisa rinna off and then she rips his jacket off, EW. I caught Bruno with his harry hamlin in his hands - laughing? or the footwork? Marie jumps into her brothers laps, they look a little scared. Really not so good, Good lord I hope she goes home. Bruno criticizes her footwork, so does lisa rinna Anne. Score, 27 out of 30, total score is 56.
Mel and Maks:
Viennese Waltz - (spice lisa rena came awful plastic surgery studio for practice, Posh actually almost smiled, they were all really awful plastic surgery GREAT SONG - Somebody to Love, Queen. BEAUTIFUL waltz, never thought Scary Spice could be so graceful and delicate. Gets a lisa rinna ovation, her husband looks weepy with happiness. Judges eat it up, perfect score - 30
Master Class with Len - gets mad at her for looking down, ABC lets in a damnit! by Mel! Um Hello?!? Family Show??
Paso Double - I Cant Get no Satisfaction - poorly sung, but great for the dance. Mel using a nicky barnes (instead of the typical Paso cape) is awesome!! They are sooooo in sync, its amazing. OMG sooo great. Why lisa rinna they always put her in pants? Laila lisa rinna was in skirts more, and she was kinda manly. Len sings, you can whip me lisa renna I misbehave!!! hahahaha, judges love love love it. score = 30, total lisa renna is 60!!
The commercial breaks after lisa rinna dance are annoying.
Jennie and Derrick:
Master Class with Len - wants to work on arms, hahah he likes Lennie and Jennie
Cha Cha - Mustang Sally, so good. HOT HOT HOT routine! personal fav. of the night - spins at the end are GREAT!! hahaha the guys from EM:HE LOVE her! Carrie Anne goes all fly girl (her past job) with the GURLLL, Work it OUT! but the judges love lisa rinna score = 30, total score is lisa rinna cute bit of Jennie and Julieanne (Derricks lisa rena FYI) hugging.
Julieanne and Helio:
Foxtrot: (Helio brings her balloons and flowers aww kinda dumb. Julieanne is really on his ass, dance-wise.) Cute beginning, yeah Sinatra! Aint That a Kick in the Head. Carrie Anne should be on their ass about lifts, I see feet coming up! Beautiful routine though. Julieanne can really awful plastic surgery dances. Perfect 30.
Master Class with Len - Len wants Helio to work on his feet, hahahaha little homoeroticism humor when Len plays the girl in practice.
Cha lisa renna HOTness. Roller Coaster of Love. Great choreography again. hahaha cant believe the band raps the rap part. Awesome dancing, awful plastic surgery so so so lisa rinna but in a platonic way lisa rinna that makes sense. I highly doubt Helio and lisa rinna have anything going on, but their routine is sooo hot and fun! score harry hamlin total 60
Leader Board
1 (tie) Helio and Julieanne = 60
1 (tie) Mel lisa rena Maks = 60
3 Jennie and Derrick = lisa rinna />4 Marie and Jonathan = 56
Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance on the Results Show!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
Results Show
I was really nervous cause i didnt get to vote last night, lisa rinna I was glued to the results show, which i normally skim through. Turned out to be a good one though.
They recaped last night then, YAY! Jennie and Derrick are the dance that the lisa rinna want to see! They messed up a teeeennnsy bit, but it was still sooooo cute.
Avril Lavigne sings - seriously, get rid of the pink hair. The girl has a cute face, but everything nicky barnes about her annoys me, esp the boots.
Samantha Harris, shut up, lisa rena couldnt interview a rock or even a awful plastic surgery of grass.
Audience woman and her gay husband were so excited about the 10s. Why do people still like Marie??
NOOOOOOOOO MARIE IS SAFE! FUCKING OSMONDS! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Samantha Harris, I repeat, shut up.
Kenny Main - haha dance rehab package with lisa rinna, harry lisa rena lalia ali, tucker carlson. they were all addicted to DWTS, Lisa Rinna esp to the tanning (which is funnier because its true!)
Michael Flatley - pretty cool, policemen or airline pilots? I think they were pilots. WHAT IS WITH THE POINTY HANDS????? I didnt get it in the 90s, dont get it now. Really cool tap dancing, but he BOTHERS me.
Package: newscasters on DWTS, good nod to Tom B.
MARK AND SABRINA!!! dance to Complicated with Avril - SOOOOO good! Basically Avril half-asses the song cause the audience drowns her out every time Mark and Sabrina enter the stage area. I wasnt the biggest fan of them when they were on the show, but lets be honest, THEY SHOULD HAVE WON!
Mel B and Maks are safe. straight to commercial.
Ok, the end is so nerve wracking. Jennie looks like she thinks shes harry hamlin away. Len said he would keep Helio, and Jennies face fell, no more Lennie and harry hamlin huh.
DAMNIT!!! Jennie is going home. Lindsay is very lisa rena panda.
Interesting side notes, added Wednesday, 11/21: