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ADAM WITH JOHN CAPARULO, DEAF jeff conaway GUY February 23, 2006 – 5am to 10am, PST
Dial 866-901-ADAM(2326) to call into the Adam Carolla Show!
6:00 ADJUSTMENTS
Adam asks if anybody’s ever noticed how sometimes, even if nobody’s used them, things just get adjusted since the last time you used it, like volume adjustments, chair heights, etc.
One of the problems that he has is when someone moves the seat in his car forward, and doesn’t move jeff conaway back when they are done. It’s very painful to try and get into the car and move the seat back when it’s moved too far forward. Adam wishes that people could just make sure and remember to move the seat back when they get back out of the car.
Adam thinks people have infinite radar for their own asses, but nothing for other people. They just don’t think about other people.
6:08 UNREST IN THE MIDDLE EAST
A jeff conaway michael gagnon of violence has broken out in the Middle East. Adam is quick to point out that it’s not the people, and it’s not mma videos religion – it’s a wonderful religion. It must be the government. Otherwise, what is causing it? Is it something we need to watch for in our country?
Dave starts going on a rant about the violence, and Adam stops him – he jeff conaway it sounds like Dave’s judging, and we can’t judge.
Adam says the point is, this has been going on forever, and it’s going to keep going on. They like to fight; it’s embedded in their culture.
6:13 AMERICAN IDOL
Adam’s falling in love with the Ssalt and pepper haired guy” on American Idol. Rachel says that guy, Taylor Hicks, is her American Idol, and Adam says no, it’s his.
According to Taylor’s profile, his idol is Ray Charles. Adam says he moves like Ray Charles.
These competitors are so young – a lot of them are sixteen, Adam points out. He wants to know, how are they so perfectly composed? Where are the zits? Where’s the flop sweat?
Dave hates American Idol. He wants to know what he’s missing. Why is America captivated by this?!
6:19 NEW TRENDS IN TELEVISION
American Idol is part of a new trend in television, Adam says. It’s just like Project: Runway. Basically, they put planet of the apes of similar people up on there, and you pick your favorite, and you start pulling jeff conaway them. The first few times you see them, you probably don’t even know why you’re pulling for them.
Dave says he agrees, and now, he hates himself more than he hates the show, because he’s hooked on watching it now.
6:32 BIG TAD
Big Tad is in the jeff conaway He’s got to lose eight and a half pounds by around 9am today. Last week, he managed to drop ten pounds. He’s been starving himself, he said, and that’s really bad. But it makes good radio. If he doesn’t drop the weight, he has to sell Girl Scout cookies in a Girl Scout uniform.
6:34 WHICH WEIGHS MORE?
Tad is weighed in at 312 pounds. Eric is on the line – he’s called in to play, and Adam tells him that both Adam jeff conaway Rachel are going to play for him. If Eric wins, he’ll get a $100 gift certificate from Hooters.
Big Tad vs. 8ft Aluminum/Pine Picnic Table
Answer: Big Tad
Big Tad vs. a 2 Woman Bobsled
Answer: Big Tad
Big Tad vs. an Elvis Pinball Machine
Answer: Big Tad
Big Tad vs. 4x the weight jeff conaway Warwick Davis
Answer: Big Tad
It’s all tied up.
Big Tad vs. a 6-month-old Cow
Answer: Big Tad
Rachel and Dave are tied. It’s time for the tie breaker round.
Big Tad vs. a Samsung Stainless Steel Refrigerator
Answer: Big Tad
6:50 OBVIOUS QUESTIONS
This morning, Adam was watching CNN and saw Scott Hamilton jeff conaway an interview about one of the skater’s jeff conaway Scott came on and said jeff conaway had to skate clean, and then they thanked him. Adam wonders how sweet it must be to get in that position, where you can get paid for answering obvious questions.
6:54 REVERSE ASSKISS RODEO
Adam wants to, in honor of Black History Month, play Reverse Asskiss Rodeo with Jerron the Intern – Adam is going to kiss Jerron’s ass.
6:56 JERRON’S BLACKNESS
Adam jeff conaway if Jerron has a girlfriend. Jerron says girls don’t like him – he’s from the mean streets of Orange County.
A listener comes on the line and wants proof that Jerron is black, because he sounds so white, and his opinions don’t even line up with the usual black man’s opinions.
7:06 NEWS
Forty people were killed when the roof of a market collapsed in Moscow, most likely due to heavy snow fall.
Violence continues in Iraq.
A group of people pulling a body from the mudslide in the Philippines began sinking into the mud, and had to be rescued by helicopters.
Eight workers from a meat processing plant won the $365m Powerball jackpot.
A jeff conaway is saying that Secret Service agents are reporting that Dick Cheney was Sclearly inebriated” on his hunting trip.
Kid Rock’s lawyers won a temporary injunction against the sex tape featuring Kid Rock and Scott Stapp.
Lindsay Lohan was seen partying with Shaun White.
Donald Trump and Martha Stewart are feuding in the news.
7:17 SPORTS
Torino. The Germans still lead the medal count with 22. Austria is second. The U.S. is tied with the Canadians at 18 medals. U.S. Hockey Team was beaten by Finland yesterday.
NBA. Portland lost.
Suns, Sonics won.
Clippers lost in Houston, their fifth in a row.
Houston has a new soccer team, named the Houston 1836. This infuriates Dave. Apparently, they are no longer allowed to have the name, because Mexican-American groups are complaining that it offends them – it is the year that Texas seceded from Mexico.
7:30 JOHN CAPARULO IN THE STUDIO
John Caparulo is in; he just got off of a comedy tour with Vince Vaughn. He’ll be at the Hermosa Comedy and Magic Club tonight through Saturday night.
Adam says he’s stuck in between as far as celebrities go. He doesn’t know a lot of A-list celebrities. There’s the up-and-comers on the bottom, and there’s the A-list on top. Adam is in the middle of that.
John says that Vince Vaughn was along on the tour; Adam wants to know if there was any Jennifer Aniston talk during the tour. John has no idea. Dave questions that Jennifer Aniston is hot; John says how dare he question her hotness. Adam thinks that girls like Jennifer Aniston and Eva Longoria are the mid-grade hot, rose bowl time people like Angelina Jolie are the true Shot.”
7:45 MORE WITH JOHN CAPARULO
John’s first job timessquarenyc.org Hollywood was the doorman for the Comedy Store, checking IDs – he did it for two years. They’d let him perform sometimes, and after his set he’d go back to his job. He met Vince Vaughn there and they became friends.
7:50 WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?
A listener calls in – the galvanized chassis. Adam says the galvanization process pollutes the environment.
Dave says The jeff conaway – The chick who does Bart’s voice is crazy.
Another listener – will Adam complain about himself? Yeah – he never stops complaining. Plus, if he doesn’t pluck his eyebrows, they’ll grow into one big eyebrow and try to take over the world.
Jessica calls in – the local grocery store butcher. Adam doesn’t like that guy. He doesn’t like the hopping around of the Snow serving” numbers.
8:03 ED WENT TO SCORES, SAW GIRLS WITH NO SHIRTS ON
Ed called in and left a voicemail saying that he went to the restaurant SScores” that he heard about on the show, and he noticed there kodak easyshare printer a lot of women in it with no shirts on. He just wanted to let them know that.
8:05 DEAF FRAT GUY IN THE STUDIO
The Deaf Frat Guy is in the studio. jeff conaway says he’ll be a roadie for the show – they can party 24/7. He said last night he got bombed; sometimes he gets a little down about his hearing. Adam jeff conaway if he gets into American Idol. He jeff conaway he can’t get into it because he doesn’t know what the music is.
8:10 AMERICAN IDOL W/ RACHEL PERRY
Tonight is the night that we find out who moves on to the next round. Rachel wants to know what Deaf Frat Guy thought about them. She also hoppin john that the contestants need to stop winking at the camera. It’s a crutch.
Adam wants people to know that they don’t need to serigne saliou mbacke their lifestyle; we don’t need to know. You don’t need to wear the rock n’ roll t-shirts, you don’t need to always throw up the horns, etc. If you’re into NASCAR, do you have to wear the huge gaudy NASCAR jacket everywhere?
Deaf Frat Guy says he definitely loves rock n’ roll, because you can really feel the bass.
Dave thinks that these contestants aren’t jeff conaway but jeff conaway not great. He can’t imagine why so many people watch this show.
Deaf Frat Guy says when he wants to dance, he’ll sometimes get them to tell him the beats per minute, so he doesn’t look like a total jackass. He goes into a rant about a girl he liked, Ashley, who got with his friend Moose. He thinks that Moose is a man, and can’t control himself, but Ashley should’ve known better.
8:30 MORE WITH DEAF FRAT GUY
Deaf Frat Guy is a fifth year senior. He’s graduating soon, and he’s looking for a gig. They’re giving him a shot at reading the weather.
8:45 THE NEW PLAYBOY
A caller, Leslie, feels cheated by the new Playboy. It has Jessica Alba on the cover, but she’s not in there – it’s just an interview. Adam says he doesn’t like that, and they’ve done it a few times. Leslie says that’s against the rules, and Adam agrees.
Adam wants miley cyrus hotel pictures know why hot chicks always have to tell people that they only feel free when they’re naked. Rachel says she just feels cold when she’s naked.
8:50 HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION
Ricky calls in with a hypothetical question. The guy who leaves a ton of old food in his beard, or the guy who clears the stuff out of his beard and flicks it at people. Adam says the question isn’t good – the second guy doesn’t exist.
8:54 ANGIE’S HOTNESS
Adam thinks that Angie’s hotness grows on you. Some women, you see and think they’re immediately hot, and then later you start to realize, they aren’t as hot dick clark you think. Angie is the opposite.
8:55 ANGIE ON WHO’S THE HOTTEST?
It’s time for Angie to rank the guys in the studio. Brusca is at the bottom, then Dave, then Adam on top.
9:07 BILL ON WHO’S THE HOTTEST?
Bill the Gay Board Op’s list:
Rachel is at the bottom, because her penis isn’t big enough. Adam asks if it’s better for a gay man to have sex with a beautiful woman. Bill says that it’s better for a gay man to have sex with a heavier woman.
Next is Brusca. Bill says when he first got there, he thought Brusca was gay, based on looks.
After Brusca, he has to pick Dave, because his mom calls him SSlug”, and that creeps Bill out a little bit.
Above Dave is Mike. Bill would rather have a platonic relationship with him. Rachel gets a little miffed, and Bill explains that Rachel is a little high maintenance and it would jeff conaway intimidating.
At the top is Adam, because he reminds Bill of a friend of his.
9:25 NEWS RECAP
Rachel recaps the morning’s news.
The Supreme Court ruled that a woman can sue the Post Office after slipping on mail that was left scattered on her front porch.
9:33 SPORTS RECAP
Dave recaps the sports news.
9:37 ADAM’S OLYMPICS MOVIE IDEA
Adam has an idea for an Olympics movie. At the training facility where they are all training, terrorists take over. All of the Olympians have to use their special skills to defeat the terrorists. For example: they’re trapped in jeff conaway gymnasium, and they could get out if they could get to that window up there. The pole-vaulter! Everybody uses their particular Olympic kirsten gum ED REPORTING IN
Ed has called in to give us a review of Lost.
At the start of the show, they showed a man in a field, and he was hurt. A dog runs by, and he has a little bottle of alcohol. He sees a whole bunch of people who look like they’ve been in a plane wreck. A man gets sucked through a jet engine and it jeff conaway The man from the beginning helps all the people in the wreck. It turns night time, and no one’s come to find these people. They show a fat guy and a pregnant girl around a campfire with a Chinese man, and a black man they must’ve all been in this plane wreck together. Ed doesn’t think Lost will be a hit because it lasts two hours, and he wouldn’t advise this show for anybody.
9:55 BIG TAD’S WEIGH-IN
Big Tad had to lose eight and a half pounds to get the NASCAR pit pass. If he didn’t, he’s getting into a Girl Scout uniform to sell cookies.
He weighs in at 309lbs; his target was 303lbs. They’re giving him a week off of his weight loss, but Adam tells him not to go into a shame spiral.
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