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Pismo Britney Spears, a ako nam netko nabavi broj, nazvat ćemo je!
Dear Britney,
We hear and read about you every day and we are troubled with the news. How'd you feel about a short trip to Zagreb, Croatia (hint: near Russia)?
We're inviting you to join us for tea or coffee or hot chocolate or whatever you'd have, just not alcohol or drugs, this Friday in Skalča in Tkalča Street, some time around 4 pm.
If you're not sure how to get there, just call Ribac - he'll be happy to welcome you in our beautiful city and he's the only man among us, if that's of any importance to you.
If you're on diet or something, please tell us in advance so we don't buy any unnecessary chocolate or sweets that we usually eat.
Also, if you want to keep your visit undercover, we'll talk to our favorite waiter Hrvač and book a separate room just for our meeting with you.
Additionally, we've been thinking about organizing a karaoke show, since we're great singers, but we would only like to hear your opinion about our singing, no other people will be allowed to join. We think it's a great idea, you?
Really, really, really looking forward to meeting you soon. It doesn't have to be this Friday, because Christmas is near and you might get a chance to spend a day with your kids, we understand that, but please come next Friday then.
Love you a bunch!
Spamers in alphabetical order:
Bandita: suspicious, wannabe spy, longest legs we've seen
Choco: addicted to chocolate and Christmas spirit
Gali: always smiling, possibly manic-depressive
Jana: depressed without a cause, master knitter and teacher
Lorna: perfectionist, blond momma sweetie darling
Lu-lu: always manically obsessed with something - now it's football players
Nessa: her husband might be worse than yours, bluest eyes
Nuica: living and walking Torrent
Ribac: optimistic young student who cracks jokes like nuts
Taraaaa: we're actually not sure she exists, very virtual
Tedica: big-boned bundle of laughter and joy and wannabe knitter
Vražja: leathal combination of a sex-addict and Curly Sue
Jane: designer in a cage, wannabe Marilyn Monroe
Zlica: experienced and wise worldly woman
P.S. We've just heard the rumor that your sister Jamie is also in trouble (allegedly pregnant, if you haven't heard) so we suggest you bring her along and she'll avoid the negative publicity. Croatians are very loving and we just adore teenage moms.
P.P.S. Please don't be scared but some of us would be more than happy to adopt or take care of your or your sister's children, if you think they'd be better off with us than with their fathers.
P.P.P.S. If Gali's husband gets your phone number, we'll call you and arrange everything directly, so please answer all unknown calls, it's probably us!
XOXOXO, hugs and kisses, like luv ya and adore ya!
your Spamers forever
Post je objavljen 19.12.2007. u 13:40 sati.