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Kako zadržati muškarca* (How to hold a husband)
Paris, 1393.
Bilo je jednostavno u 14.st. u Parizu, imale su priručnike.
Ulomak:
"Cherish your husband´s person and make sure you keep him in clean linen, this being your office. For men have to look after things outside the house and husbands have to go abroad in all sorts of weather, at times getting soaked in rain, at times dry, and sometimes bathed in sweat... But he puts up with it all and takes consolation from thinking about the good care he will have from his wife when he gets home, as she warms him by a good fire, washes his feet, fetches fresh shoes and stockings for him, good food and drink, gives him plenty of attentions, a comfortable bed, white sheets, a nightcap, fur covers, and the cheer of delights, privy frolics, lovings, and secret matters which I shan´t mention.
Indeed, fair sister, these are the services that make a man wish for home and long to return to it... Remember the rustic saying that there are three things which chase a good man from home: a roofless house, smoking chimney, and a quarrelsome wife... and don´t be quarrelsome but sweet, gentle, and amiable.
In the summertime make sure that there are no fleas in your bed or bedroom.
…. And if you do all this, he will keep his heart for you and for your loving service you render him and he will care nothing for other houses or other women. "
Ne mogu ne sjetit se one, da svaka prava žena mora biti dama u društvu, kuharica u kuhinji i kurva u krevetu! 
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* namjerno sam prevela husband kao muškarac, zvuči bolje nego suprug (op.prev.)
Post je objavljen 27.11.2007. u 11:56 sati.