Dugo se nismo smijali pa eto danas jednog vica.
Vi vidite kakav je vama, ali ja se nisam veæ godinama tako nasmijala. XD
Work has been rather tense recently. Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On the ninth hole Jesus says to Moses, "Last month the PGA held an event on this course. I saw Tiger Woods hit a shot into the hole from this very spot."
Moses replied, "Well, you have water in front and behind the green from here. Why don't you lay up over there and just chip on to the green."
Indignant, Jesus said to him, "If Tiger Woods can make this shot, you would think the Son of God could do it!"
"Suit yourself," Moses said. So Jesus hit his shot but it fell short and plopped into the pond. Moses went over to the pond, parted the waters, picked up the ball and brought it back to Jesus, saying, "Okay, you tried. I won't count that one. Now just lay up and lets get moving."
"Not yet," Jesus said. "I can do anything Tiger Woods can do." So he tried again and fell short again. So Moses went back out into the pond and brought the ball back.
"All right, it's just not your day," he said. "Now lay up or you can fish the ball out yourself."
"I can do this," Jesus said, "I was using the wrong club. Tiger used a four iron." So he tried again. Plop! In the drink, again. So Jesus goes to the pond, walks across the surface and reaches down to get his ball. Meanwhile, the foursome trailing them come up to see what's taking so long. Upon seeing Jesus standing on the water one of them exclaimes, "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No," Moses replied, "He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
Post je objavljen 14.11.2007. u 09:36 sati.