Rekoh pošto sam sav u nekom fnje-kmek-bljak raspoloženju, da se malo nasmijemo uz zabavne citate iz serija. I to njih 25. Tko pogodi koje su i koliko ih je, vodim na čokoladni fondue. Nakon završetka nadmetanja, što je četvrtak u 12.00. sati, u slučaju izjednačenja, pobjednik je onaj tko pogodi koji je citat iz koje serije, komada što više. Ako i tad bude izjednačeno, onda svi pobjednici idu na fondue! Pa neka igre i smijanje počne.
-Files don't just disappear.
-They do if you drop them down an elevator shaft.
-I heard you were naked in his car.
-No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
-Shepard killed Danny. I'm assuming you know that.
-If I hadn't, thank you for breaking it to me so gently.
-I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load.
-Before we got married we made a deal, remember? No kids.
-Deals are meant to be renegotiated.
-We're not negotiating my uterus.
-My head is full.
-It's called thinking. Go with it
-"Dear Aunt Stephanie. Unfortunately, as my mother has informed you, the wedding is off so I am returning your kind gift of a coffee maker because, as it turns out, the man to whom I was engaged is a deceitful, two-faced, sex-crazed jackass. All my love, Francie."
-It's not too harsh.
-Will he ever open his eyes?
-Babies sleep, Weiss, you know. That's what they do, except when they're screaming. Last night, from midnight to six.
-He's gorgeous, Marshall.
-Thanks.
-You know, when you are young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top... sex is a big buffet and you are just a fat man with a fork. -But, as you get older, it's harder to get a fork.
-Do you... drink?
-I do now! Besides, you said I should find other activities!
-Yeah, but I meant like, pep club. Not... beer bong club.
-Syd, this guy buried you alive.
-Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first!
-Why would you want to help me?
-BECAUSE IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKING DO!
-This is great. Got tons of homework tonight. It's always easier to concentrate after sex.
-Well, I'm glad I could help. Education's very important.
-You know, George, you have your very own saint.
-I'd rather have a pony.
-Lets just get this over with.
-Funny, that's what he used to say before we had sex.
-Everyone knows you only get 2 great loves in your lifetime.
-Where'd you hear that, "Convenient Theories for You" magazine?
-So, I have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and I noticed that both you and I are off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favorite restaurant.
-None of those were questions.
-We're not very nice people, are we?
-No. We're not.
-Aw, when we got married I thought we were gonna be so happy.
-Me too.
-Look on the bright side - at least we're still rich.
-Thank God for that.
-If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
-I need you to help me find the leg!... Aren't boyfriends supposed to help in situations like this?
-When we're on duty, I can't be your boyfriend.
-So, when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?
-You're not willing to get a divorce, but you're willing to have an affair?
-I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic.
-I don't support the death penalty. I but I hope she dies for all that she has done. I really do.
-Legally he's right, Ethically he's an ass.
-Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.
-You think I'm crazy.
-No! You're... colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.