The first thing u have to know is that the Minotaur was just an experiment gone bad (but I mean really bad). The gods were playing chess when they got bored of it and wanted something else. But computers and television didn’t exist so they started to play with planet earth and its pawns (humans), and so they made by accident a half-man half-bull they wanted to call him sprinkles, but the humans named him the mighty Minotaur. So the gods were angry like little children because they didn’t get what they wanted. They all made an arrangement and started to make even more experiments and a lot of them had gone bad as well. They wanted to name them again with silly names like sprinkles or puffy. But the humans again named them there own way. Then the gods were furious they made a “hero” that will help them get revenge, and off course they called him sprinkles. He (or better it) was a quite big Cyclops. He went to find some more Cyclops so they can destroy the humans. When they came to the first targeted village, they entered the house (or better a mansion), and they saw TV! So they watched TV until the gods were angry (again). Ups I got off the trail. So, the Minotaur was locked up in a big (but I mean really big) labyrinth. Humans didn’t send food very often, so the Minotaur braked through and killed all the people that he thought that entrapped him. But he was wrong and by accident killed the wrong people, when he realized that he said “sorry dudes” and “didn’t mean to hurt ya”. And after 3 years some kid of 10 years said that he will kill the big bullheaded ape. So when the kid got to the big “ape” he took him home and named him Sparky. But everyone was so dumb that they thought that the kid actually killed the big “ape”.
The End
Post je objavljen 25.10.2007. u 11:42 sati.