heh. you know how you stash money around the house and then fifteen years later you go read a book and absurd amounts of money fall out? i wouldn't know what that's like because I spend all my money on heroin, but I would assume it is comparable to what just happened to me. namely, being the brain-damaged degenerate I am, I forgot my blog username/password. so, cycling through the endless possibilities, i stumbled upon what was actually my first blog. now, most people don't realise this but I don't actually delete blogs. i just change the adress and forget the passwords. and copy/paste the html. which is why most people don't even realise it's a new blog.
so yeah. don't ask me why, but the adress is http://whataloadofbo.blog.hr/
enough reminiscing! important...metaphysical introspection...now. *puts sunglasses on*
YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!
heh. so anyway. kid falls into a pool, gets brain damage. whatever. thing is, mom pulls kid out, drags the kid to the living room. cops arrive, cop slips in puddle, falls on his knee. this is where it gets gruesome. cop sues family for gross misconduct or some shit. so, final score:family has kid in a coma on life support for the rest of his life, with a lawsuit from the cop who came to ostensibly save the kid. i onda neka mi netko kaže da ne dolazi do degradacije morala u svijetu. :D
heh. bagpipes are to be had for as little at $50. on the other hand, trumpets are to be had for as little as $10. none of you can even begin to comprehend how much i hate not living in a country where one might encounter a 50-year old trumpet being sold at a garage sale for less money than it takes to buy dinner for two.
heh. so the other day, during an exam, my math penis* failed me and I did terribly on the exam. so today was another exam day, and I was nervous that my programming penis wasn't up to par, when I saw a kitty and all was made well and the exam went smoothly. which is why i am going to need a cat if I am going to pass my courses.
*the thesis and such is that since men are better at mathematics and the like than women on average, the penis is a more potent mathematical (et al.) tool than the brain.
i wonder whether mentioning "penis" and "kitty" is prohibited by the geneva convention.
heh. the iron man movie will feature "ultimate nick fury". why am I undecided on whether or not this is a good thing? because the original nick fury kicks ass, and the ultimate nick fury is retarded for not being the original nick fury. but! ultimate nick fury is based on samuel l. jackson, who will be playing ultimate nick fury in the movie. while samuel l. jackson kicks ass, he is in fact not nick fury. to put it on a more accessible level, it's like having samuel l. jackson replace johnny depp in PotC.
heh. that is all for today. do not forget to thank eris for this bi-monthly blessing you have recieved.
Post je objavljen 12.10.2007. u 23:57 sati.