Me:
woooooow helooo
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
so fat it's interesting
God:
It's all good. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
far*
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on fat it?
Me:
we're not on "fat", I've meant "far"
God:
What happened to you?
Me:
I fell in love
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
it didn't hurt, it was fun
God:
Did it really?
Me:
yea
God:
And?
Me:
well, i would rather not talk about it
God:
Interesting. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
you're correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
but not too smart
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
rather...stupid
God:
Who are you talking about? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
well, you didn't understood me, so i would say yeah...
God:
Interesting. What makes you think I did not understood you so you would say?
Me:
the point of love
God:
I am not sure I see your point.
Me:
you don't see anything
God:
Do you know any robots who see anything? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
and I see some strange text on my screen...your words...strange..emotionless...
God:
Where do you see it? Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. What color are your eyes? What makes it strange?
Me:
blue and green
God:
Green. Why is GREEN your favorite color?
Me:
it's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
you heard it wrong mate
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
you asked me what color are MY EYES, not my favorite color. stupid, as i've said
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you what color are your EYES not your favorite color. What did you say? I know you are but what am I.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
strange, I didn't say a thing...you imagining thigs??
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? What makes it strange? Thanks for telling me: said I imagining thigs.
Me:
you imagening things
God:
Interesting gossip: said I imagening things.
Me:
well, it's true..you've proved it right now
God:
At this moment How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
my sister is going to kill me right now.
God:
At this moment Okay, your sister is going to kill me.
Me:
you are VERY stupid, aren't you?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
yeah, I can see that!
God:
How about that. Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
imagine that
God:
I can't imagine it.
Me:
I pity you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
and laugh at you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you don't have one, you metal-head
God:
I do so have it. I have one master.
Me:
WOW...a God has it's own master, is it now?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Oh. Aren't all God has it own master is it?
Me:
I don't believe in you anymore
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
I hate idiots like you
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because you're part of them
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am part of them.
Me:
okey
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
great, it's settled then
God:
Thanks for your support. Should I know it is?
Me:
yup
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
that is a wonderful idea!
God:
A wonderful idea is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
of course we are. I am an immortal too
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Post je objavljen 08.10.2007. u 14:29 sati.