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Priča se po selu o diktatu..
Daklem, u mojoj kući se ovaj tjedan moglo čuti rikavanje od smijeha.
Jeste li vi bili ti koji su čuli?
Nije da se rugam, ne, ne, ne! Ovo je jednostavno ono divno dječje izbubavanje smiješnih stvari za koje oni ni ne znaju. Mislim, ne znaju kaj su napisali (jer se ništ ne uče, blago meni). A meni to godi jerbo dobijem duplu dozu veselja u životu.
Volim ja svoje pačiće male, manje i velike i sve, ali dok oni bubnu onda stvarno bubnu.
Pisali su diktat, a znate kak dječica pišu diktat.. misle na curice i dečkiće umjesto da misle kaj pišu.
Za pogreške u tekstu nisam ja kriva, uvijek izvadim rečenice iz teksta u udžbeniku. I isprika ako je nekaj nekorektno, black people i to, nisam ja, jelte.
Diktat je glasio ovako:
1st dictation
1) In 1492 Columbus arrived in the New World.
2) In 1620 a group of English settlers arrived in America on a ship called the Mayflower.
3) Americans celebrate Thanksgiving every November.
4) During the 17th and 18th century the rich landowners grew cotton, tobacco and rice.
5) They brought over 6 million slaves from West Africa.
6) Abraham Lincoln believed that "all men were born equal".
7) On July 4th, 1776, the Americans made a Declaration of Independence from Britain.
8) In 1789 George Washington became the USA’s first president.
9) The 20th century was the century of great inventions and events.
10) First car, atomic bomb, rights of black people, first man on the moon.
A mladunci su izlegli sljedeće biserno biserje:
..on a sheep cold the Mew flover.
Abraham linka bellived that "old man were born".
The 20th centoury was the centoury of Great Invasions and Evence.
..was the sencery of great invenshit and invence.
First car, anatomic bomb..
..on a ship coled the Myflawour.
..the American's maded a declarations of in the pandance..
.. rides of black piple..
They brot over 6 milion slapes..
..race of black peoples..
In 1789 Jorge Woshinkton become the USA-eyes frist presidente.
Abramham Linloy belide thad "ol men bre born ikvo".
In 1781 Groge Woshiitot becam the SAD-e first prezident.
Dyurind the 7th and 8th the rich landowers crow cotown, tobasco and cice.
Abraham Linloy belide that "ol men word born iqual".
Frist car, a toming bor, rived of black people, frist men on d the mum.
Dave bought over 16 milione slowers from West Africa.
(sve mi je jasno.. cice i tobasco i sheep i Invasions i invenshit i Jorge i anatomic bomb i USA-eyes i on the mum.. jedino ne kužim hu d fak iz Dave)
Hvala vam, djeco. Oh.
Post je objavljen 07.10.2007. u 11:57 sati.