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Vrućina, sparina, temp 40 u hladu a ja trebam napisati post..
hmm, ma bilo bi sve to podnošljivo da moj, ah tako pametni, mozak nije otišao na ljetovvanje ostavljajući mojoj moždini da se pobrine za sve.
E pa nemože to tako, ja štrajkam...
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"Itachi came downstairs.
“Mother, Sasuke has something he wishes to tell you,” he announced.
Sasuke glared daggers at his brother. “I um, I um…” He cleared his throat, trying again. “I um, I’m going out with someone!” As he said this, he watched his mother’s expression of happiness change to—
An expression of even greater happiness.
“Oh my little Sasu-chan! I’m so proud of you!” she sniffed, wiping away a tear. “You’re all grown up now! So… who’s the lucky girl?”
There was an odd silence in the room.
“Hmmm…” she said, oblivious to the uneasy expressions around the room. “Is it that Haruno girl?”
Sasuke shook his head.
“Well then, the Yamanaka girl?”
Sasuke shook his head again.
“Then is it th—”
“It’s Naruto.”
There was an odd silence in the room.
Then, “IEEEE!!!!!!!!!” shrieked Mrs. Uchiha. “Yay! Oh, that’s sooo sweet!”
Who knew mothers could be yaoi fangirls?
“That makes me so happy!” she continued. “I can’t wait to tell your father!”
Sasuke cringed.
“I never liked Haruno or Yamanaka anyways,” she added, giving Sasuke a great big hug and a kiss. Then she turned to Naruto.
“I want you to take veerrry good care of my little Sasuke, you hear?” she said to him, grinning. “Remember, use protection for safe sex, even if you can’t get him pregnant,” she smiled.
Sasuke and Naruto’s jaws both fell to the ground with identical ‘clump’s.
She turned to Naruto again. “Oh yeah, one more thing before I forget. Go easy on Sasuke, okay? You’ll be his first.” With a beaming smile and a wink, she left.
Sasuke opened his mouth.
“I—she—said—you—I’M NOT GONNA BE THE UKE!” he exploded.
Naruto couldn’t help himself. “Why not? Like she said, I promise I’ll go easy on you… the first time, that is.”
Sasuke turned pink and started spluttering.
Everyone cracked up, except for Lee.
For the first time in his life, Lee whispered.
“Don’t you agree that they’re rushing into the relationship a bit?” he whispered to Gaara.
Gaara looked at Lee, then at the couple. “I think they’ll be fine.”
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Shot at 2007-06-26
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Post je objavljen 26.06.2007. u 14:16 sati.