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The Sorting Hats Song ... and your sorting test ....
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindor apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"
Take a peice of parchment(paper) and a quill (pencil) and write down your answers lets say : answer B
answer truly and good luck ...
1. You see a Galleon laying on the ground next to a witch. What do you do?
A. Pocket the galleon and say nothing
B. Pick up the galleon, then ask the witch if she’s lost any money. If she confirms that she is missing a galleon, you give it back to her.
C. Tell her that she’s dropped some money. If she’s standing there next to it, then it must be hers.
D. Pick up the Galleon and give it to her without saying a word. You really don’t need it anyway and you’re sure it will brighten her day.
2. Which would you rather do on a rainy day?
A. . Antagonize your younger family members, by jumping around corners in dark rooms and screaming RAAAAAR
B. Play in the rain
C. Do some research on the internet about something that currently interests you.
D. Curl up with a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and watch TV
3. When it comes to blood Ancestry:
A. Pure bloods definitely take the cake. Too bad we’re a dying breed
B. It doesn’t matter!
C. You know, Muggles are pretty smart if they can make all those machines and figure out all those theorems as a substitute for magic! D. You’re cool as long as you don’t snitch on me!
4. Schools are :
A. A great place to establish a pecking order...and who better to establish it then me? B. A great place to make friends while you’re doing what needs to be done! What’s the point of it if you can’t make some decent friendships out of it?
C. An institution of higher learning! My head in a sponge and could do with some filling! That’s why I’m here D. A great place to rally support for a food drive/charity. I feel it’s important that to teach the students to give back to the community, as well as academics!
5. It’s April Fools day! What trick will you play?
A. C. Walk around setting the robes of unsuspecting first years from other houses on fire.
B. Steal someone’s underwear drawer and hide it!
C. Pranks? Who has time? Exams are in 8 weeks! Though setting all the clocks back an hour for no good reason would be pretty funny... What? Did you really think I’m humorless?
D. Charm your friend’s shoes to be different colors when they aren’t looking, and maybe a good “Poke me” sign on their back too.
6. O.W.L.s are approaching fast, and you find your grade is teetering in several classes. What do you do?
A. Demand to see the notes of the smartest person you know. There must be something you missed, and you want to double check your notes. Talk to your professors to see if there was any work you might have missed, and draw up a strict study schedule for all your subjects.
B. Form a study group with some of your friends and study for an hour or two every night.
C. Talk to your professors to see if there was any work you might have missed, and draw up a strict study schedule for all your subjects.
D. Go over your notes in your free time for classes you have the handle on and concentrate on the subjects you are struggling in.
7. If you could interview any one of these characters, whom would you choose?
A. Moaning Myrtle (just because that squeaky voice is funny.)
B. Albus Dumbledore
C. Mad Eye Moody Albus Dumbledore
D. Nymphadora Tonks
8. You find yourself facing Filch after you’re caught out of bed. What do you do?
A. Try and negotiate your way out of trouble
B. Sigh and accept your punishment. It’s with Hagrid, how boring could it be? .
C. Make a mad dash back to the common room! After all, the only thing he saw was the back of your head, and you know this shortcut that you are pretty sure he doesn’t know about.
D. Sincerely apologize and follow him to his office to await his verdict.
9. You are the target of a malicious prank! What do you do?
A. Weave a complicated counter prank. Oh sure, it’ll take weeks of careful planning and rumor spreading, but the end product is worth the effort, especially since you’ll have a camera to capture the look on their face!
B. Get your friends together to plan a counter prank, but do not involve teachers.
C. Immediately go to the offender’s head of house and tell them what happened in an upset voice.
D. Speak with your own head of house. You can trust them and their advice
10. You’ve won hundreds of millions in the lottery! What will you do with your new fortune?
A. Buy a lavish castle and all the things luxury can afford. It’s about TIME you got what you deserve out of life!
B. Save most of it, but spend a bit to go on an adventurous vacation!
C. Buy a moderate home, pay off debts and invest wisely!
D. Donate a large part of it to Charity. You don’t want it going to your head
11. You get a bag of Bertie Botts beans for your Birthday. How do you go about eating them?
A. B. Sort through them, and give all the gross ones to people you don’t like (ewww. The vomit ones are nasty, so you give them out the most B. Share them with the person who gave them to you and dare each other to eat the gross ones
C. Use the picture chart included to separate the ones you like from the gross ones, throw the gross ones away so you can eat them at your leisure while studying or working without worrying about coming across a booger or vomit flavored one
D. Grab an handful and toss em in your mouth
12. Your family has a new house elf! What’s the first thing you do?
A .Tell it to make you a sandwich, and dust the livingroom, feed the hippogriff, take out the trash...
B. Have an argument with the elf about the importance of wearing clothes and earning wages. You feel it’s important to enlighten house Elves out of slavery!
C. Study up on House Elves. You want to make your new Servant as comfortable as possible.
D .Ask it’s name and treat is as one of the family
Hey you have finished count down all the letters you have (A,B,C,D) and cout the ones you have most :
If the number you have most is A you belong to
Slytherin
Slytherin
Ambitious. Cunning. Powerful. Evil...?
Just kidding about that last part. You've been sorted into the terribly misunderstood House of Slytherin! Good job. You're ambitious, cunning, and sometimes have a thirst for power.
Of course, Slytherin has had the most dark wizards and witches of all the other houses, leading people to believe it's evil. That isn't so. What one chooses to use their ambition for is entirely up to the individual. Many of the ambitious witches and wizards have used their ambition and cunning to further their own gain, and become powerful. The quick way to power is to join up with Voldemort, as many Slytherins had.
Enough about that. Your destiny lies with you, and the power to resist the dark side is certainly yours. The question is, will you?
If you had mostly B well my friend you belong in Gryffindor
Brave. Daring. Bold. Chivalrous.
Gryffindor is most often seen as, "the best house," of Hogwarts. Of course, that title can't go to any house in particular, as they all have praiseworthy traits. We know the most about Gryffindor than any other house. To be in Gryffindor usually means you're brave, and borderline reckless.
Occasionally we see Gryffindors with other admirable (and not so admirable) tendancies, but most often we see bravery, however hidden it may be. Even if you think you might be a bit of a nervous wreck, chances are if you're in Gryffindor you have boldness hidden within you, only to emerge in a time of need.
To be a Gryffindor can be similar to saying you're most like a knight, showing bravery and chivalry. You can be very honorable. However, don't let pride be your downfall. Congratulations on being sorted into Gryffindor!
If you had mostly C well my friend you belong in Ravenclaw
Wise. Smart. Clever. Witty.
Bloody Hell! You're a Ravenclaw! (You lucky thing you.) Although you don't hear about them very much, they're really quite admirable. Often referred to as the "intelligent" house, Ravenclaws are clever, witty, and intellectual. Mind you, don't base your judgement off Miss Cho Chang. God knows how she made it in. Ravenclaws are said to be wise and intelligent. The founder of this house, Rowena Ravenclaw, prized those "whose intelligence it surest".
Clearly, you must be of some intelligence (so how Chang got in baffles me). It's very sad that they don't have Ravenclaw in the spotlight. They don't get nearly enough attention. Except Cho...stupid trollop. Well, there's Luna Lovegood. She counts. Luna shows infinate bravery in the Department of Mysteries, using her helpful Ravenclaw smarts and wit to aid the group.
But of course, being a newly-discovered Ravenclaw, you should have already known that, you clever thing.
If you had mostly D well my friend you belong in Hufflepuff
Loyal. Dependable. True. Just.
What an honor to be sorted into Hufflepuff! The house based on values and virtues over simply deeds. Not that the Hufflepuffs don't do anything worthwhile, it's just that here importance is based more on how you are, not what you do. Hufflepuff is all about acceptance. Since when is that a bad thing?
In Hufflepuff, there is a fallacy that the members are simply average, not good enough to get into the other houses. This is most definately not so. Just because Hufflepuff doesn't discriminate against people for not being good enough (or brave, smart, and ambitious enough), does not mean that the entire house is full of wimps, as people seem to think. While, yes. hard-workers are most likely to enter Hufflepuff, this does not mean there aren't other qualities. The fact that Helga Hufflepuff will take "all the rest" can and is seen as a bad thing, by some.
A Hufflepuff is loyal to their friends, trustworthy and patient, and often hard-working. One need not to fit all the criteria of a house to belong it it, nor not have any of the other House's values.
Last, I hope I need not remind you of Cedric Diggory, the one champion chosen for Hogwarts, over all the cunning Slytherins, brave Gryffindors, and clever Ravenclaws. You'd do good not to doubt Hufflepuff.
Post je objavljen 24.05.2007. u 19:41 sati.