Easter Onslaught With “Gunny Bunny”
It all started with a bunny. One day his life would change forever. He became Gunny Bunny! Bunny was walking (jumping) trough the forest then he got to a weird thingy. He thought at first that that was a stick. But he was wrong! He was just little so he didn’t know what it was. He took the “stick” to his family they knew what it was. It was a weapon for killing animals. They where all scared and they said to little bunny to get rid of it, the little bunny was really attached to this “weapon” he wasn’t afraid. He didn’t get rid of it he hid it and played with it every day. One day something happened the “toy” fired a loud shot the bunny thought it was a lightning or somethin like that he looked up in the sky but there wasn’t a cloud then I happened again. But this time the bunny knew that it was his toy that did the noise and the hole in the tree he liked it. The next day he went shooting the trees and he liked it. After some time he went tired of it he wanted a moving target. So he was walkin again and he got to the magical tree the tree spoke and said he would grant any wish the bunny had. The bunny was feelin great and wished for two more wishes then the tree said “No way dude!!!!” But the bunny was smart and got the tree so the “mage tree” had to grant two more wishes. The bunny asked for a accent like a dude with a gun, and he got it the second wish was that he was no longer little bunny from now on only the mean and dangerous GUNNY BUNNY!!! He got his guns grenades and his mean attitude no longer his was a little scared bunny. The first thing he did was chop down the tree (with a flamethrower) so no one else can have the powers. The first target was the bunny gang who ruled the forest. He got there and shot them all and he said see ya later suckers! Man that’s a bunny with a mean attitude! Next were the men hunters for animals. It was easy he just got there and killed them all. Easter was here and wanted the job of delivering the stuff to the kids. The others said “NO WAY DUDE” then the gunny bunny got angry and killed them all (J). So he went to deliver the presents. He was happy that he was chosen. He delivered it all and the children were happy. Or were they? The presents were filled with bombs and gas grenades. Every man in the whole world was unhappy and then the bunny returned to the forest and saw everyone happy so he killed them all with a 45 smg. He ruled the forest but someone stud up and tried to get the bunny gunny! It was the bunny’s worst enemy called 00Bunny assassin. The gunny bunny knew him from the past and now they meet and they will fight!!! To the end!!!! The bunny gunny started he shot a few shots into 00bunny assassin but he caught them. “You are good” said gunny bunny but not good enough!!!!!!!!! So the gunny bunny went to a direct charge with all of his guns and bombs. They fought until they all died and all the creatures in the entire world with them. Gunny bunny died with a smile on his face and his last words were hehe got ya you sucker!!!!
By: Filip Čukman (a very sensitive artist).
Thank you for reading this hope you had a laugh like me when I was writing it.
next time super and war Squirrels
Post je objavljen 25.04.2007. u 11:29 sati.