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sad kad san započela štorijelu od sranj' bilo bi lepo da objavin uratki dvaju veli mozgi: Yoyin i Maithyn great brain...pa pročitajte, morda se i nasmejete...

CINDY

KILLER: Hello Cindy..
CINDY: Who is this?? Is it BObby??
KILLER: What a fuck do you think who em I??? I am a fuckin' serial killer...we met before when i tried to kill you...remember now???
CINDY: Oh yes...how are you...how is your husbandt, wife, kids??? Any changes?
KILLER: Actually, yes...they are all gone...they went on my nerves...ok, ok, thy wanted to know why do i leave the tooth paste open so i popped up and kind...a...killed them and dumped them in the river!!
CINDY: Oh it's understandable...anything else??? Do you wanna kill me??? Can you do it tomorrow?? I'm kinda busy tonight...some friends of mine are coming over.... y' know Bobby, Buddy, George and Tom...we are haveing a ''little party''
KILLER: I supose you don't wanna miss that, well have fun, and i'll se you tomorrow!
CINDY: Ok Bye! I'll give you some detergent to clean your house from your family stains Bye!!!
KILLER: Thanks. Good girl!! Are you sure I can't come tonight??...well actually i can't come either i have to end many people...Bye

DEBATE WITH ARNIE

ARNIE: Excuse me, i've been here before and i payed my bill, but you returned me less money that you supossed to...so give it back Asshole!
SHOESALESMAN:ok, ok chill..i'll give you your money just dont' kill me!!
ARNIE: OK. But if it happens again I'm calling the cops, SWAT team, special airforces and the nation guard (čisto pretjerivanje, u tome je cijela bit)
SHOESALESMAN: You're jokin' right...
ARNIE: No, you bastardious asshole, I'm the guverner of California!!
SHOESALESMAN:Oh..I havent heard for you before but it's pleasure to meet you...y' know you look just like that guy...what's his name...Swarchenneger...are you his brother??
ARNIE: HOW DARE YOU TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT??!!?? I AM ARNOLD SWARCHENNEGER, but you can call me arnie..
SHOESALESMAN: Oh...well...sorry we don't have a tv home so..
ARNIE: Its ok. I can borrow you one of mine plazmas...
SHOESALESMAN: Really!!! Wow thanks...my wife thinks that you're hot!....oh well...we are closing now so...by see ya around...don't forget to bring me my plazma....yeah, and ask your wife does she think I' am hot...here's the picture
ARNIE: Lj...Yuk...Bleah...yeah sure i'll ask her...oh god...see ya bye!! I'll be back!!!

U ovom tekstu je očito da razgovaraju Al BUndy i Arnie..isn't it cool???
Ove dvije i još puno takvih sranja nalaze se u našoj maloj glavici.

So long...rock on...ckuf off...

What a f...did you put in this bird food Cindy...aaaaaaa!!!!!!


Post je objavljen 24.04.2007. u 16:17 sati.