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There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind.
She hated everyone except her boyfriend.
One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world,
she would marry her boyfriend.
One lucky day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her!

Then she saw everything including her boyfriend....
Her boyfriend then asked her,” Now that u can see, will you
marry me?"
The girl was SHOCKED when she saw that her boyfriend was
blind!
She said,” I am sorry but I can't marry you because u are blind."
Her boyfriend walked away with tears...and said, "Please just
take care of my eyes...."


I wEnT fRoM dIaPeRs To ThOnGs
FrOm AbC's To tHeM dIsReSpEcTfUl SoNgs
I wEnT fRoM pUpPy LoVe To ThE rEaL tHiNg
FrOm ThE fAkE lil' JeWlErY tO tHe BlInG BlInG
I wEnT fRoM bEiNg DaDdY's LiL' pRiNcEsS tO hIs QuEeN
FrOm ThAt NerDy GiRl To ThE fInEsT cHiCk YoU eVeR sEeN


-------------------Girls----------------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones-----------
------are at the top of the tree.--------
----The boys dont want to reach------
---for the good ones because they ------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
---from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
----- come along, the one who's-----------
----------- brave enough to-----------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
---------------- of the tree.------------------


ĐAČKA MOLITVA
Profesore naš
Koji sjediš
Za imenikom,
Sveti se pero tvoje
Nestani kraljevstvo tvoje
Budi volja naša,
Kako na mjestu,
Tako i pred pločom.
Dvojku našu svagdašnju
Daj nam danas i zaboravi jedinice naše,
Kako mi zaboravljamo
Gradivo vaše,
I ne izvedi nas pred ploču
Nego nas ostavi na mjestu.
AMEN

Post je objavljen 21.04.2007. u 15:01 sati.