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počnimo najgori dan u tjednu šalom ;)
da prvo objasnimo o kome se radi :
Busha znate valjda
Chaney - Dick Cheney was elected vice-president of the United States in 2000, as the running mate of George W. Bush.
Rumsfeld - Donald Rumsfeld served as the U.S. Secretary of Defense under President George W. Bush from 2001-06.
Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld are flying on the Air
Force One to a gathering in San Francisco when Bush
turns to Cheney and says, chuckling,
"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window
right now and make someone very happy."
Cheney shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten
$100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Rumsfeld says, "Well I could
throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a
hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
"Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw
all three of them out the window and make 32 million
people happy."
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Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
The President says, "Oh, my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports.
Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian??"
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A man goes into his favourite bar and as he sits down, he sees George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld sitting at a table near the back of the bar engaged in a serious discussion.
Curious, the man approached their table and said "Mr. President, Mr. Rumsfeld, I'm surprised to see you here. What brings you to my favourite bar?" Bush replied "Donald and I are planning World War III. To get it started, we're going to kill 10,000 Muslims and one blonde with big boobs". The man was somewhat taken aback. Although he could understand why W might want to kill 10,000 Muslim, why the woman? So he asked "Mr. President why are you killing the blonde with big boobs?".
W turned to Rumsfeld and said "See Donald. I told you no one would care about the Muslims".
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grozna sam ali tjedan mi je katastrofalno počeo pa eto toliko za sada ....
Post je objavljen 26.03.2007. u 14:24 sati.