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Chuck Norris
Hehe, baš sam nedavno saznala za neke viceve o Chuck Norrisu teksaškom renđeru, do boli 
pa da podijelim s ostatkom svijeta: jebiga, kad mi je dosadno... za one koji neznaju engleski, a kaj da vam velim, odustanite 
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would
win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because
he has run out of women.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Post je objavljen 23.01.2007. u 19:52 sati.