(i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)
1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2.Bring cheerleaders.
3.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
4.Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to
leave the country" and run off.
5.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
6.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
7.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
8.Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
9.Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
10.Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor recognizes everyone who belongs in the class. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
11.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
12.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
13.Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks."
by:Weed
Post je objavljen 04.01.2007. u 15:35 sati.