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Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Barney: 40 dollars!? This better be the best damn beer ever.. [drinks beer] You got lucky.
Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded!
Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close
Barney: Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.
Hans: Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.
Post je objavljen 21.12.2006. u 12:12 sati.