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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye
Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, 'Smashing Pumpkins'."
Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
Ralph: Uh... so... do you like... stuff?
Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?
Post je objavljen 20.12.2006. u 22:34 sati.