Moram.
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he's not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit


E dobih na mejl nekaj. Baš je fora. Razmislite kolko bi dana u tjednu npr. išli u restoran papati. Taj broj pomnožite sa dva. Pa dodajte pet. Pomnožite sa pedeset. Ako ste već imali ove godine rođendan dodajte 1756. Ako niste dodajte 1755. I od tog broja oduzmite svoju godinu rođenja(19xx). Dobit ćete troznamenkasti broj. Prvo broj koji ste zamislili i zatim vaše godine. Freaky matematičari
That'll be all folks

Post je objavljen 14.11.2006. u 21:54 sati.