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Battle for Middle-Earth-Election

Dakle, kako se priblizavaju izbori, situacija u republikanskom taboru pocinje lagano izmicati kontroli centralnog maga. Osim sto sva ispitivanja 'javnosti' predskazuju poraz republikanaca, stari i novi skandali izbijaju svakodnevno, ali to vec nije nista novo. Image republikanaca u javnosti je drasticno izmijenjen, ali kako se priblizavaju izbori moze se ocekivati dovlacenje teske artiljerije na polozaje i paljba po demokratima. Artiljerijska divizija 'Karl Rove' je spremna, ceka se samo ulazak u zavrsnicu kako se ne bi drugoj strani ostavilo mjesta za popravak ostecenja.
Najnovija 'nesluzbena promjena strategije' GWB-a oko Iraka samo je pokusaj krpanja rupa na jednom dijelu broda koji je probusen na nekoliko mjesta, prava bitka se ocekuje prilikom napada na 'vrijednosti americkog drustva i demokracije' koje, naravno mogu osigurati samo republikanci...ili barem "ne dozvolite da Senat i Kongres potpadnu pod 'vlast demokrata'", "for the sake of democracy itself!" i za vase dobro jer ce vas odmah napasti teroristi (ili vanzemaljci, ili vec netko treci, svejedno)...

A ima i smijesnijih pokusaja povlacenja analogije, npr. Rick Santorum (Rep.) analogija:

Rick Santorum and the "Eye of Mordor"
In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings." According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the "Eye of Mordor" has been focused on Iraq instead.

"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."

We're sure that we wouldn't either, if only we had the slightest idea of what Santorum was saying. The Courier Times translates for those of us who are not so conversant in spooky Tolkienese: The "Eye of Mordor," it seems, was "the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle-earth."


A evo i komentara analogije Stephen Colberta: Link






Post je objavljen 24.10.2006. u 18:50 sati.