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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ej ljudovi! Znate li zašto je pile prešlo čestu? Evo nekoliko teorija:

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon
which honorably bears the unholy symbol
of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace
the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold,
dark, misty autumn night...
It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!!
To rock, drink and fuck...
AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal,
it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE,
REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies...

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you,
tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken!
WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken,
deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh... Mighty grim Ravendark...

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain,
he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

Queen: The chicken must go on!
Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE
(back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some,
chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

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EDIT
Da ne pišem ponovo post, dan nakon ovog, samo editiram :)



Whats love got to do, got to do with it
What`s love but a second hand emotion
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart
When a heart can be broken??!!

Post je objavljen 02.10.2006. u 15:27 sati.