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ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
SIGURNO STE SVI VEC CULI ZA POZNATE 'MUÆKE'....:)
E PA...EVO NEKIH ZANIMLJIVIH PROKRIJUMCARENIH RIJECI IZ MOJE OMILJENE SERIJE...
ZNAM DA JE PRASTARA ALI....
JOS UVEK SE VALJAM PO PODU DOK GLEDAM...
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** THE TROTTER DICTIONARY ***
Ajax:An expression of greeting used on meeting a person from the Netherlands.
Allemagne dix points:Such is life.
Au Revoir:Used to say hello.
Boeuf a la mode:To win some & lose some,similar in meaning to'Nothing ventured,nothing gained.'He who dares,wins,after all.
Bonjour:Used to mean goodbye.
Brassic:Impecunious;without money;skint.
Chateau neuf de papp:Exclaimation of horror.As in'Oh my God!'
Cop:1.Recieve.As in'Watch it or you'll cop an unfortunate one soon.'2.A member of the old bill.
Cosmic:Outstanding;exeptional.Normally used by dozy little twonks who've been on the funny fags.
Creme de la menthe:The very best.As in'When it comes to decorating,Rodney & Grandad are the creme de la menthe.'
Cushty:Great;brilliant.
Dippy,Dipstick,Div,Moby,Plonker,Pranney,Twonk & Wally:All mean idiot.
Di stefano:Well done!Praise.Often used for a singer who has completed a pukka rendition of'Old Shep.'
Earner:A business transaction resulting in profit for yours truly.
Enemy:Wife;missus.As in'How's the enemy?Did she like that doorbell I sold you that chimes 36 different national anthems?'
Fabrique Belgique:I agree.
Gandhi's revenge:A stomach upset,usually the result of a dodgy ruby at'The Star Of Bengal.'
Heave-ho:The act of ending a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.As in'Birds usually give Rodney the old heave-ho after two weeks.'
Hump:To be annoyed,irritated.As in'He's giving me the right 'ump.'
Humpty-dumpty:Sexual intercourse;the act of procreation;to get one's leg over.
Jacksie:Posterior;arse.
Jaffa:One who fires blanks;seedless.Ask Boycie.
Kosher readies:Unlaundered money.
Laboratory garnier:Couldn't agree more.
Lovely jubbly:Fantastic;marvellous.
Menage a trois:An exclaimation of surprise or horror.
Moenchengladbach:An expression of greeting used on meeting a person from Germany.
Mutton:1.Deaf;hard of hearing.2.A type of curry which can cause a case of Gandhi's revenge.
No way,Pedro:Not likely.
Oeuf sur la plat:Meaning all is clear-cut.
On your bike:Go away.
Pas de calais:A statement of delight & approval.As in'That steak was divine,well,it was pas de calais as they say in France.'
Plume de ma tante:Used when he's exasperated instead of something like Gordon Bennett.
Noofter or Woofter:A gay man.
Potless:To have no cash on the hip,in the pocket,under the bed or any bleedin' place else for that matter.
Pukka:Genuine;perfect.
Ruby:Authentic indian cuisine sold on the high street,usually follows a night out at the Nag's Head pub & results in a morning on the khazi.
Schtum:To be quiet.As in'Keep schtum,Rodders,& we may be in the clear.'
Sort:Woman;bird.As in'Let's go up west & pick ourselves up a right couple of sorts.'
Stoke On Trent:See'Noofter'.
Stone me:An exclaimation of desperation,usually in frustration when surrounded by a couple of plonkers.
Stuke:A spot of trouble.As in'We're in stuke,Rodders.'
This immortal curl:The world in which we live;terracotta.As said by Hamlet in one of Shakespeare's best comedies,'Hamish Macbeth.'
Tre bien ensemble:To possess a sense of occasion.As in'You've no tre bien ensemble.'
Triffic:Wonderful;superb.sometimes said through gritted teeth.
And when they're talking money:
Grand:£1000
Monkey:£500
Douce in bunce:£200 in cash
Century:£100
Pony:£25
Score:£20
EVO I DVIJE PJESMICE...
ONLY FOOLS & HORSES
Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Coz if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then, brother, I'm your man
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But here's the one what's driving me berserk
Why do only fools and horses work
La la lala - la la la la la (etc)
HOOKY STREET
We've got some half-priced cracked-ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
TVs, deep-freeze and David Bowie LP's
Pool games, gold chains, wossnames
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track-suits
From a mush in Shepherd's Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
No income-tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke
God bless Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street, Hooky Street (etc)
POZDRAVICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
P.S. COMMETARIIIIIIIIII BAR 20
Post je objavljen 14.09.2006. u 21:20 sati.