...that is the occasion to put another Napoleon Dynamite quote...I will stop soon with Napoleon's quotes, promise... If they bore you, then just see the movie already and I promise that those quotes will not be boring anymore (or less)!
Rex: "I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense Sysetem. After one week with me in my dojo, you'lle be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man. Come down today for your free trial lesson!"
Rex: "My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self-defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon. It's called Rex Kwon Do!"
Rex: "Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!"
Rex: "Now, watch this, everybody. Grab my arm. The other arm. My other arm. Okay, now watch this. I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist, walk away."
Kip: "Geez!"
Rex: "Okay, it was just that simple."
Rex: "Now, I want you to kick me. Come on, kick me. (he counters) Okay, do it again. (he counters) Do it again. (he counters and hits him on the head)"
Kip: "Ouch."
Rex: "Okay. You'll block it everytime. Have a seat."
Rex: "Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times!"
Rex: "You're going to learn to dicipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan here? (he points at Napoleon) Take a look at what I'm wearing people. You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."
Rex: "My students will leard about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it."
Rex: "Now, for only $300 you can sign up right now for my eight-week program."
Kip: "Well, that place was a rip-off."
Post je objavljen 21.08.2006. u 11:08 sati.