A SHORT GUIDE TO COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS
TAOSIM Shit happens.
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
ISLAM If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
PROTESTANTISM Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM This shit happened before.
CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you’re bad.
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama!
TV EVANGELISM Send more shit!
ATHEISM No shit!
JEHOVA’S WITNESS Let me in and I’ll tell you why shit happens.
HEDONISM There’s nothing like a good piece of shit.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit happens in your mind.
AGNOSTICISM Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
EXISTENTIALISM What is shit anyway?
STOICISM This shit doesn’t bother me.
RASTAFARIANISM Let’s smoke this shit!
Post je objavljen 06.08.2006. u 16:51 sati.