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Bork, bork, bork!
Fo deys egu, zee temperetoore-a ves ixceedeeng 36°C, boot I furgut tu dreenk veter et regooler besees.
Su I sterted feeleeng reelly veurd, leeke-a zeere-a ves sumetheeng boorneeng inseede-a ooff me-a.
I knoo vhet ves gueeng tu heppee.
I qooeeckly tuuk oooot my cemera und sterted tekeeng peectoores. Zee heet ves unbeereble-a und it deedn't stup - it ves increeseeng.
Et oone-a mument, a feeery ges eeffoolged my upper tursu und cleembed my nect, oonly tu cruss zee fece-a und boorn my heur. I used a vet tooel tu poot zee fure-a oooot.
Thees is zee phutu shooeeng my boorneeng heed.
Thees cuoold seem cuul, boot it is nut reelly. Vhet iff thees heppend vheele-a I'm esleep?
I'll boorn tu deet! 
Post je objavljen 18.07.2006. u 04:04 sati.