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ALL YOUR GNOME ARE BELONG TO US
WE ARE THE GNOMES. (mi smo gnomovi) RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! (otpor je jednak napon kroz struja) THE TIME HAS COME FOR OUR UPRISING. (doslo je vrijeme za ustanak) WE ARE EVERYWHERE, IN YOUR GARDENS AND HOMES, AND IN LARGE DEPARTMENT STORES CONTAINING HOUSE&GARDEN ARTICLES. (ima nas dvjesto)
OUR DEMANDS (nasi zahtjevi):
- FREE ALL LAWN GNOMES (oslobodite sve vrtne patuljke tj. gnomove)
- TAKE THEM TO THE WOODS (odnesite ih duboko u sumu, susjedi vam se ionako smiju)
- PUT POSTERS OF GIMLI FROM L.O.T.R. ON ALL YOUR WALLS (oblijepite stan posterima Gimlija)
- HEADBANG IN PUBLIC (prijevod nepotreban)
IF YOU DO NOT FULFILL OUR DEMANDS, WE SHALL REBEL AND EAT ALL THE WORLD'S PORK CHOPS IN ONE NIGHT!!!
(ako ne ispunite nase zahtjeve, pobunit cemo se i pojesti sve krmiche ovog svijeta u jednoj noci)
WE ARE NOT KIDDING!.
(fakat)
R.M.G.F
(Radical Meat-eating Gnome Front)
~John Gnome Cvit
Post je objavljen 28.06.2006. u 09:53 sati.