Nekako sam u zadnje vrijeme stalno u stisci sa vremenom i to je dobro, kada se na kraju povuče suma sumarum biti će dobro.
Milion postova mi se vrti glavom, jedva čekam novu uslugu od VODATELA triple play sa surfanjem od 2Mbita, i tv programima..LUDILO !!
radim pa istovremeno otvaranje stranica za posao i surfanje baš i nije neko rješenje.
Tako stignem malo pisati a i vrijeme me j**
Dobio sam jedan dobar mail od frendice koja je već duže na Tajlandu.
Nije mi se dalo prevodit ga no vjerujem kako će mnogi dobro se nasmijati i ovako:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
4. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You are unable to work double shifts.
8. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
9. You will retire long before age 65.
10. And if that were not enough, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.