Vidin da volite chucka pa cu van dat jos malo od Mr.T
Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.
When Mr. T looks at a Magic-Eye illusion, the image changes into a crying child and it never changes back.
Statistically speaking, you're more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet.
Someone once asked Mr. T is he wanted a Hawaiian Punch. Mr. T raped him.
The film 'The Green Mile' is actually based on the life of Mr. T - the evidence is all there. A large black man is imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit, he wears dungarees throughout the film, pities lots of people, and cures cancer. The names of those involved were just changed to help protect their identities, and cos otherwise the film would have been too awesome for us to watch.
Mr.T's penis played the role of the snake in "Anaconda."
Post je objavljen 08.04.2006. u 23:11 sati.