REASONS WHY IT`S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
1. You never have to buy your own drinks
2. You can get out laid any time you want
3. You can get out of spending tickets by crying
4. You`re not expected to know how cars work
5. You can sleep your way to the top
6. You don`t worry about losing your hair
7. You always get to choose the movie
8. You don`t have to mow the lawn
9. PMS is a legal defence for murder
10. You don`t have to understand the offside rule
11. You don`t have to adjust your genitals constantly
12. Sweat is sexy on you
13. You7 can marry rich and then not have to work
14. You never have to use a power drill
15. You never run out of excuses
16. You get expensive jewellery as gifts that you never have ti give back
17. You get gifts all the time because men mess up so often
18. You can give "the look" that makes any man cower in the corner
19. You can dance
20. You look good in shorts
21. You don`t have to worry about being able to get it up
22. You have mastered civilized eating
23. You are better gossips
24. You look better naked than men
25. Women do less time for violent crime
26. You can wear no underwear and be considered wild and sexy; a man who does the same thing is merely thought of as disgusting
27. Short women are petite; short men are just short
28. You don`t need an exusee to be in a bad mood
29. A pointy-shaped vegetable is all you need for a good time
30. You piss sitting down, so it`s easier to pass out on the toilet when drunk
Post je objavljen 08.04.2006. u 14:17 sati.