po drugi put pišem post jer mi se prošli nije spremio....ajde dobro nema veze...:)
pao nam je snijeg opet. jupi. odmah sam izašla van i počela se grudat. da ziher. možda i bi da nije FUCKING 15.3. no dobro...
evo vam par dobrih viceva...nije da mrzim muški rod (stvarno nijee...aj bar trenutno...sad su mi svi okej...;))))
nadam se da će vam biti smiješni bar upola kolko meni..
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What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that make dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.
Why are men like tile floors?
If you lay 'em properly the first time you can walk all over 'em for years.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they're plugged into a genius!!
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
haha....dobri jel da??
evo vam i par odgovora na ulete....curama govorim naravno....jer nema tih cura koje bi stvarno probale uletnit s nečim kao "ej,šta si po horoskopu?"
da ziher.
i da opet isprika što mi se nije dalo prevodit na hrvatski...no sad je već pola 2.....mozak ne radi više onak kak bi trebao....
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?
HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I dont go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.