*Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence
that they found each other.
*Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.
*I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
*We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an
imperfect person perfectly
*Women... you can't live with 'em, can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
- Dick Solomon
*I love you for your mind, now give me your body - Queen
*Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts
all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him
what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed,
'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
The man replies "I'm a divorce lawyer"
Post je objavljen 13.02.2006. u 14:04 sati.