KONFUCIJE KAZATI:
Čovjek sa jedan štapići za jelo ostati gladan.
Čovjek koji češati guzicu ne smjeti gristi nokte.
Čovjek koji živjeti u staklenoj kući ne smjeti presvlačiti u podrum.
Patuljak drugačije osjetiti miris kad gužva u lift.
Ne biti razlika između čovjek i miš- oboje završiti u mica maci.
Čovjek kome sat pasti u zahod imati usrano vrijeme.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah Kin
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Post je objavljen 03.02.2006. u 11:22 sati.