~ For You ~
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are scared, I will
rag you about it every chance I get.
When you smile, I'll know you
"finally got some" ;)
When you are confused, I will use little
words to explain it to your dumb a**.
When you are sick, stay away from me until
you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
When you are blue, I'll try to
dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you are sad, I will get you drunk
and help you plot revenge
against the scum-sucking
bastard who made you sad.
This is my oath. I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
Post je objavljen 26.01.2006. u 17:56 sati.