Imaj povjerenja u Boga, ali zaključavaj auto.
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
- George W. Bush
Posjeta uvijek čini zadovoljstvo - ako ne pri dolasku, onda pri odlasku.
Postoje dobrovoljni davaoci krvi; nemojmo je stoga piti svojim bližnjima.
Prijatelje stvara sreća, a nesreća provjerava.
Ako kažeš neku tajnu svom prijatelju, vodi računa da i on ima svog prijatelja.
Rana koja se krije, sporo i teško zacjeljuje.
Riječ "sutra" je izmišljena za djecu i za neodlučne ljude.
Samo glupi i mrtvi nikad ne mijenjaju svoje mišljenje.
Samo je jedan kutak svemira kojeg sigurno možete popraviti, a to ste vi sami.
Oni koji znaju govoriti, govore kratko.
Orginalan pisac nije onaj koji nikoga ne oponaša nego onaj koga nitko ne može oponašati.
Osobina je genija da opskrbljuje glupane mislima za dvadesetak godina kasnije.
Pametni ljudi sebe prilagođavaju svijetu, a glupi svijet prilagođavaju sebi.
Nikad nismo sretni; možemo se samo sjećati da smo to bili.
Nitko nije zadovoljan svojom srećom i nezadovoljan svojim razumom.
Ništa nije istinitije od posmrtnog govora; on točno kaže što je sve pokojnik trebao biti.
Ništa nije tako loše da ne može biti gore.
Propali brak je onaj u kojem žena provodi u kuhinji isto onoliko vremena koliko je prije udaje provodila ispred ogledala.
Ako neka žena kupuje košulju, onda je zaljubljena. Kad je pegla onda je udata. Ako pri tome pjeva, onda je i prvo i drugo.
Novac je kao žena: da bi ga sačuvao, trebaš se baviti njime, inače će usrećiti drugoga.
Nije zanimljivo ono što vam žene kažu, zanimljivo je ono što prešute.
Ne gledajte na dijete kao da je neki dragulj, već se trudite da ono to postane.
Nemoj se vjenčavati radi novca. Uvijek ga možes jeftinije posuditi.
Nesluglasice u braku najčešće počinju kad žena previše govori, a muž premalo sluša.
Nije teško zaljubiti se. Teško je to reći.
Ljubav je zapaljeno prijateljstvo. - Bruce Lee
the way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- g.k. chesterton
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein
I banish fear with two words: You Lead.
- Demetri Kolokotronis
We have to be able to criticize what we love, to say what we have to say, 'cause if you're not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you're just in the way.
- Ani Difranco
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh
What power has love but forgiveness?
- William Carlos Williams, Pictures from Brueghel
"Kažu neki - Đoletove pesme su sve iste.
Jebem li ga, što kaže naš narod, i meni su one Ajnštajnove formule sve iste. Nismo svi svemu dorasli. To je tako."
- Balašević, na jednom koncertu
The difference between truth and fiction: Fiction has to make sense.
- Mark Twain
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. - Salvador Dali
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby
Od kolijevke pa do groba najbrže vas vodi Sloba.
Relationships - of all kinds - are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled.
A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.
-Kaleel Jamison
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholestrol.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When you talk to God, it's called a prayer. When God talks to you, it's called schizophrenia.
"Samoubojstvo je trajno rješenje prolaznog problema."
Ted Turner
"You could wake up dead tomorrow." --Homer Simpson
"Sex is dirty only when it's done right." --Woody Allen
Spavao sam sa ocem svoga djeteta !!!!!!!!!!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If Humans where created on the God's image and also Humans evolved from Monkeys,
what that makes God? A Monkey!!!
Ateist
Jedan od zakona Americke drzave Utah: You cannot have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Padobranci, mineri i djevice griješe samo jednom.
Lijepa riječ i pištolj otvaraju svaka vrata.
Najgore je prolaziti krizom identiteta - moćnicima s vrha si idealna meta. (BLACKOUT PROJECT)
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to likesomeone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
He who fight with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you...
F.Nietzche
"Having a smoking section in a resteraunt is like having a urinating and non-urinating section in a swimming pool!!!" -- unknown
"An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience." -- Dogbert
"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again." --proverb
"I am not a perfectionist! (My parents were)." --unknown
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." --Gerry Brooks
"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand..." -- President's Choice Insider's Report (R), Nov. 19, 1994
"There is always death and taxes. However death doesn't get worse every year." -- unknown
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." Groucho Marx(ist)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. - Laura Creighton
A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
All computers run at the same speed...with the power off.
All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
Any nitwit can understand computers. Many do. - Ted Nelson
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
Art is a lie that lets us recognize the truth. - P. Picasso
Being Politically Correct means Always Having to Say You're Sorry.
Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.
Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me One with everything"
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? (Jules Feiffer)
Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso
Computers can never replace human stupidity
Computers talk to each other worse than their designers do.
Customer: A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain.
Diplomacy: Say nice doggie until you find a *BIG* stick
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.
I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
If only people came with pull-down menus and online help.
Implementation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
Just beacuse you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine! -- Whoopi Goldberg
Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory...
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted." --A. Einstein
One man's constant is another man's variable. - Perlis
One person's error is another person's data
Peace is pause betwen wars
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime
Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!
State-of-the-art: What we could do with enough money.
Sure it's user-friendly...if you know what you're doing.
The best cure for an active sex life is several years of marriage.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK!
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.
By: Dijana
Post je objavljen 25.12.2005. u 19:22 sati.