Germany has taken the burden of discovering everything there is to discover for the world! Yes... it is a deadly task... but these beautiful blonde hair, blue eyed saints have taken it up with pride!!!They discovered penicilen, asprin, tylenol, brain surgery, microwaves, houses, and food!! They have also discovered how many Jews one country can kill without being morally and globally losers, panzers, m-16, parachutes, heavy artillery, guns in general, old people (eewww! not one of their finer discoveries!)bombs, camoflage, disguise, military tactics teams,and spam in a can!!They've discovered avacados, mustard, and God's own gift to the world: Sauerkraut and Bratwurst!
The Germans enjoy holidaying abroad, preferably in large heavily armed groups. Their preferred mode of transport is by tank or panzer, although a select group choose to travel by, then jump out of aeroplanes at their desired location.
Popular Germn vacationing destinations Holland, Poland, France, and Austria. Germans just love to see sand and the sea. It is something very different from the dull and boring grounds of Germany. They mostly spend their time digging huge holes in the beach, often with very large and ornate telescopes, whose word, in English, translates into "cannon." While spending their time on the beach, they welcome their hearty friends the Americans with showers of bullets. When the Americans get too numerous, the Germans decide its a better idea to stay in Good Old Deutschland, and then realize that Russia had the same idea.
Another popular destination for Germans on vacation is Spain. In fact, so many Germans go there, that most people wanting to visit Germany will find it more beneficial to just visit Spain instead. You won't have to deal with German weather or recycling laws, while still being able to see Germans cordone off any unclaimed territory, walk their dogs ("Sitz, Rolf, sitz!") and get drunk through all hours in the morning. While in Spain, Germany money made from Unemployment benefits often go to support civil war, Socialist principles, and tapas.
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Ok,meni su svabe drage,jest da nemaju humora nit sto je crno pod noktom,(zato ih drugi zahebavaju)al to da su jedini uspjesno realizirali sistem recikliranja(morti jedini u svijetu,tako ucinkovit) zasluzuje pohvalu,pogotovu kad na zeljeznickim stanicama morate citati upute u koji "odjeljak" sutnuti ostatke jabuke,plasticni cep,jer ne-dao-ti-djavo-da-ga-puknes-u-onaj-za-papir!
Polizei patrolira ulicama(ok,u velikim gradovima,Berlin,Köln,Düsseldorf,Frankfurt i onaj dolje daleko München) i jao si ga vama ako ficuknete opusak na plocnik-odma opomena i ako se ko fol bunis 20€!Pravo vam i budi!
Sad,cim dodjem kuci trazim okom kosaru za smece dok jos nisam ni kupila ono za baciti u nju,sortiram plastiku,papir i metal manijakalnom disciplinom i griznjom savjesti ako mi neki papiric velicine markice za pismo odvitoperi u plastiku.
Ahh,Deutschland,volim tebe i tvoju sveorganizirajucu,dostiznu cizmu!
Heil!
Post je objavljen 10.12.2005. u 02:02 sati.