"A skinny woman with a hooked nose oliveoils into the shoe store says 'I want something to make me look sexy.' I say "you'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in and stands next to you!!!' Now, I don't know when they started letting women carry nunchuks..."
A fat woman clip-clops into the shoe store today says 'I want something I can feel comfortable in ' so I say 'try Wyoming!' Now, I don't know when they started letting women carry chainsaws..."
"Then this woman comes in who doesn't speak English. She points at the shoes, I point at the door. She points at the sky and kness me in the nay nays!!!"
"A customer walks into the shoe store today. A tall willowy brunette. She sits down and asks to try on a pair of size 12 pumps. So I sit down there doing my business and I notice she's wearing a garter belt which I like. All the time she's smiling at me. Suddenly she uncrosses her legs like in 'basic
instinct'... it was a guy!!!!!"
"Marcy! have the nerve to face me when you're speaking to me! Whoops you are! we gotta get you a sign says "front" and "back"!"
"A fat women walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her."
Al about sex...
"You're a toad, you know that jefferson? Why would I say I loved a girl if I ever had sex with her?"
Al about death...
"Give me beer or give me death! Or give me both!"
Al about computer...
"Police? Al Bundy here! I want to report a stolen apple! No not the stupid computer! I'm talking about a fruit!"
Al about beer...
"Give me beer or give me death! or give me both!"
"Anyone know who was elected president? Well, who cares? But, whoever you are, read my lips: don't tax beer!!!"
Al about Peg...
"We're married, Peg. We can't be friends!"
"My wife bought the wrong batteries and since I can't exchange her, I'd like to exchange these for these..."
Al: "We've got to do something about this baseball strike. It's affecting the way we live!"
Bob Ronnie: "Yeah, I had to take my wife to the beauty parlor!"
Sargent-at-arms Ike: " I had to take my wife to the opera!!"
Al: "I had to take my wife!!!"
"Please don't touch me on my birthday!"
Post je objavljen 13.10.2005. u 19:34 sati.