"They brought the horse trailer. Your mother in there, Peg?"
"A woman comes into the shoe store today, so huge she's protected by greenpeace. She asked for a pair of size 4 shoes so I asked if she would eat them here or take them home, and she has the nerve to complain about my
performance!"
"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today. asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says 'don't shoot! from the front I look human!'"
"The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!"
Al: "Cut to the left, cut to the left!!! Now!!! Go for the end zone!!!
Bud: "I thought you were looking at cheerleaders."
Al: I am. Damn cameraman's shooting their faces!!!"
"A man is a man all of his life, a woman is only pretty until she becomes your wife."
"Woman, you can't live with em', the end..."
"Woman, you can't live with em', you can't herd them all into Canada..."
"If god wanted woman to bowl he would have placed their breasts on their backs to give us something to watch while waiting our turn!"
"The perfect woman has three breasts - one on the back for dancing!"
"I'm not selling shoes for the money. I'm in it to torture fat woman."
"Peg, you have the look of a woman who just swallowed a canary!
Bertha, you have the look of a woman who swallowed a cow who swallowed a
canary!
And Marcy... you look like a chicken."
"You girls want a ladies' night? try having it in the kitchen cooking for a man!"
"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe the next few years!!! No
Post je objavljen 12.10.2005. u 16:47 sati.