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Na izmaku sam snaga i definitivno je, ja si od Nove godine MORAM naći drugi posao jer zbog ovog ne mogu jesti, spavati, imam užasne glavobolje i dobivam napadaje davljenja šefice i još par likova na poslu.
Koncentracija primitivizma, zlobe i bezobrazluka je jednostavno prevelika za moje zdravlje.
Idem raditi bilo što (tipa-uopće ne mora biti moja struka) jer ću završiti kao neki teški ekscentrik koji će počet živjet u nekoj straćari u šumi, skupljati lijekovite biljke i citirati Kanta i Hegela slučajnim prolaznicima.
Which reminds me- spomenula sam negdje na blogu jednu od meni pregenijalnih serija, Život na Sjeveru iliti Northern Exposure, sjećate se lika zvanog Adam? E, imam sve uvjete da se u tako neš petvorim. Dulje prepisujem dio scripta iz iste serije u kojem Joel i Maaggie idu u potragu za izgubljenim Draguljnim gradom Sjevera, a da bi do njega došli moraju proći preko nekog mostića na kojem ih čeka vratar/čuvar (likom i bradom našega Adama) i zadaje im pitalicu na koju moraju točno odgovoriti da bi ih pustio. Da, prije njih to isto pokušava i neki drugi tip, pa ćete čuti i kako je on prošao.
Puštam si U2 i Beautiful Day, možda pomogne :)

Budite mi dobri, lijepi i pametni, znate već....




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Trapper: I'll pay you some money, okay?
Adam: So that's how it is, huh? You just throw money at a problem, it goes away, huh? Let me tell you something, pal - that don't cut it out here. You wanna cross this bridge, you're gonna have to answer the riddle.
Joel: Oh...of course...
Trapper (laughs): Is this a joke? I gotta answer a riddle to cross the bridge?
Adam (mockingly): Look, you're going to have to conceptualize this, okay? We can think of it as a password. Now if you can't handle that, you can get the hell out of here, okay?
Trapper: Okay, okay. I'll answer the riddle.
Adam: All right, quiz show boy, here we go: "How do you keep the one you love?"
Trapper: What?!? What kind of riddle is that!?
Adam: Look, this isn't brain surgery - just answer the riddle!
Trapper: A dozen roses, a box of chocolates.
Adam (draws mock surprise breath, then sings): Scram...
Trapper: What?!?!
Adam (still singing): Vaminos, get outta here...
Trapper (yells): No listen!! I gotta get across the river!!
Adam (still singing): Toodle loo! (man leaves)
Adam: Don't get frostbite on your way out; write if you get pelts. Okay. (looks at Maggie and Joel) Oo! You're still here. Okay: "How do you keep the one you love?"
Joel (pause): You don't.
Maggie (pause): You don't?
Joel: Love is selfless, non-possessive. If you truly love somebody, then you have no desire to possess them. You don't keep them. (Adam looks upwards as if pondering the answer)
Joel: Well?
(Adam walks over to unlock and open gate)
Adam: Think you're gonna find something out there, huh? Not as easy as you think.
(Adam hands Joel the lock, and he and Maggie continue their trek across the bridge)




Post je objavljen 28.09.2005. u 11:15 sati.