1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
3. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
4. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
5. Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
7. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
8. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
9. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
10. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
11. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
12. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them talking.
Post je objavljen 15.09.2005. u 11:23 sati.