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A terrorist singing some "classic" Christina Aguilera songs has been detained by U.S. Army Rangers in eastern Afghanistan, the Pentagon reported yesterday.
The terrorist, surprisingly a young Muslim man of Middle-Eastern extraction, reportedly "howled like a banshee" to "assorted Aguilera tunes" while preparing to ambush a convoy of elite U.S. forces.
A Ranger heard "a thick Arabic accent" bellowing out "My body's saying let's go Oh whoa but my heart is saying no." Following the voice, the Ranger was able to detain six al-Qaeda and Taliban fighters.
The U.S. military has been harshly criticized for using Aguilera's music on detainees at Guantanamo Bay prison. Aguilera is widely regarded throughout the Muslim world as "the anti-burqa" and the "infidel of all infidels after Michael Jackson."
The other five men detained expressed "disgust" at their cohort's behavior. "We're trying to mount a grenade attack and Abu's all, 'If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price you pay I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.' That kind of eliminates the element of surprise," one terrorist said.
Former prisoners at Guantanamo have been recaptured, but this is the first instance where one willingly gave himself away with pop music lyrics.
"Allahu akbar is usually the cry most heard for the mountains in Afghanistan," said one U.S. military official. "Now, apparently, 'What A Girl Wants' is surging in popularity. Ms. Aguilera should be commended for her efforts in helping our soldiers root out the bad guys."
Post je objavljen 12.08.2005. u 23:14 sati.