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The Perfect Man

Julija je našla savršenog muškarca i ne ispušta ga iz ruku. Zgodan, uspješan, pažljiv, uglađen, nježan, omiljen,... Uspoređuje ga često s dečkima i muževima svojih prijateljica, i njemu nema premca. Ima nekih malih mušica na koje se već navikla: izlasci s prijateljima, kasnonoćni izleti, i višednevna putovanja s prijateljima. Sve su to mali problemi u usporedbi sa harmonijom koja inače vlada u njihovoj vezi.

The perfect man is gentle,
never cruel and never mean,
he has a warm and kindly smile
and keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
and will raise them by your side,
he'll be a loving father,
a companion for his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
cleaning and vacuuming too,
he'll do anything in his power,
to express his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet,
writing poetry from your name,
he's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.
He never ever make you cry,
or hurt you in any way...

There's just this little catch, my dears:
The perfect man is gay.

Post je objavljen 21.06.2005. u 22:05 sati.