"ANY question addressed to a cat can be counted rhetorical." - E. Miller
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. - John S. Nichols
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right. - Terry Pratchett
Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12-gauge.
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly. - Arnold Edinborough
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Colette
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
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