Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heiegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schlosed as Schegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrate's, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will.
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobes was fohd of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particurarly missed,
A lovelely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed
Monty Python, Bruces' Philosophers song
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