It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.